Imagined responses to all-too-real spam comments from my first year of blogging.
Given the impossibility of serving cake and ice cream online, what better way to celebrate a year of blogging than to blog about blogging itself? As a stranger to the blogosphere just 12 months ago, my biggest learning this past year has been about spam ‘comments’: commercial sites aiming to leave their URL in as many places as possible, thereby enhancing their search-engine ratings.
This blog is moderated, which means that I review comments from new sources before they appear on the site. Real comments have been a delight, letting me know that folks are reading the posts, answering questions raised in the post or a comment thereon, or taking the conversation in new and interesting directions. Spam comments, on the other hand, range from the incoherent to the bizarre. On this first anniversary, I’d like to invite all my readers on a short walk through spam-land. Spelling, grammar and syntax are all reproduced here as submitted in actual comments.
Spam often appears to be the product of a random-word generator, and it seems safest to just take it at face value….
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I don’t think I could have said it better myself: To the after. Truly! Although I sorta resent the implication that I scrawl my posts…
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Glad you like the legitimate details. It’s always been my plan to possess a exciting—thanks for the encouragement.
Within the subset that use sentences, some spammers offer helpful tips…
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Thanks, I was wondering how to get the results I desire.
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Thanks, I’ll take a look at your fat-loss-genie site today.
A crisis is where you can’t point out: “let’s neglect the total thing”.
Umm, I know I have totally neglected laser hair removal, but I sure hope we’re not in crisis mode yet.
Some spammers think it’s all about them…
Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a forty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!
Well, I get that sometimes you just have to tell someone what’s going on in your life, whether it’s on topic or not. Sorry about the iPad; sorry, too, about the measly number of views.
Some spammers go for the reverse psychology effect…
I am sorry, that I interfere, but you could not paint little bit more in detail.
I’m sorry that you interfere too, but I hadn’t planned to paint my topic in any more detail. I’ll consider doing it for a more successful idea.
But most spammers try a positive message. Some just go for the simple compliment, about which there is not much to be said in response…
This is your best post ever! This is your best topic yet!
Some get a little more fulsome…
I genuinely enjoyed reading it, you might be a great author.
I couldn’t have said it any better to be honest! keep up the awesome work. You are very talented & I only wish I could write as good as you do.
Thanks, I wish you could write as good as I do, too.
Some try to find a happy medium, balancing positive and negative comments, presumably for verisimilitude…
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Not sure what improvements you had in mind, but this is pretty much as good as it’s going to get.
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Last time I checked, my web host was OK, although I can’t discount your expertise of sluggishness.
But many spammers don’t try for any sort of moderation, and it’s the adoring tone that gives them away….well, that and the English.
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Well, my goodness. Where to start? I’m pleased to have contributed to an improvement in the internet with my perfectly balanced, demonstrative and upper-class content. Sometimes I, too, wonder what most people would do without my brilliant tips. The mind boggles—or is that bloggles?
Every once in a while, of course, a spammer is definitely on the right track…
How much is a link to your site?
Send me your PayPal ID and password, and we can talk.
And occasionally, it seems downright ungracious to even question the sincerity…
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