We . . . (Oh, let me help. What are you trying to say? We have? We had? We were?).
No, we went . . . (Are you sure you want went? Maybe it was want? Or sent?). Thanks, I’ll stick with went.
We went . . . (to/through/into?). To it is.
We went to . . . (to/too/together?). No, thanks, to it is. And don’t be disturbed by that noise: It’s just my teeth grinding.
If my phone were a person, I would tell him or her to sit down and shut up. But I sorta hate to turn off the auto-complete function altogether: Sometimes it really is helpful. I do wish that it would wait for some hesitation on my part, some indication that I’m searching for the right word. But it thinks — if such it can be called — just a hair faster than I type, so the auto-complete suggestions bounce onto the screen before I can manual-complete. It’s like a conversational partner irritatingly addicted to finishing my sentences.
I plod on.
We went to the . . . (Counter/hospital/same?). Huh? The Counter? That’s the coffee shop in Letterkenny where we met up with family one morning in early September on our trip to Ireland. And why is “hospital” coming up?
Ah, this is just pulling up destinations recently used in my text messages. But of course. Fatally distracted from my mission, I wonder what will happen if I take the adjective instead of a noun here.
We went to the same . . . (as/place/room?).
We went to the same place . . . (we/with/in?). Goodness, this is slow going. Let’s jump ahead through a few forks in this road.
We went to the same place we had to go to . . . (to/together/too?). Haven’t we been through this? Together, in fact? One too many times? Jump again!
We went to the same place we had to go to a place.
All right then. Better with some punctuation, perhaps.
We went to the same place:
We had to go to a place.
OK, maybe not better, but hard to argue with.
What happens, I wonder, if I just wander from screen to screen, always taking the left-hand suggestion.
We went through (to/into) this (the/a) process (together/and) for (and/to) years (a/the) before (to/and) they (we/the) started (get/were) . . .
Don’t leave me hanging. Before they started what? To get suspicious? To realize something of import? To founder on the shoals of indifference?
Before they started working together to create . . .
Ooh, ooh. What did they jointly create after years of this process? A movie? A new product? A particle accelerator? I feel as if something is about to be revealed.
Oh. Jobs. But not just jobs. Jobs and . . . something. My hopes rise again. Jobs and what?
Oh. Jobs again.
But not just any jobs. Jobs that were going to Trenton.
Oh, no, a quick turn and it’s jobs (and jobs) that were going to use our resources for a better future and we (would/could/will?) will (Never mind the left-hand protocol, damnit, we need some certainty here!), continue working together with the government to ensure that we can do it together.
Well. There you have it. Or, alternatively, with different choices, “There was no such response from his team.”
Anyone can play, any number of times.
We have power to make lunch and dinner for the confusion
and the penalty had been little bit more than $10K
if, as usual, I would have been paid already for the confusion.
I couldn’t have said it any better myself.