Apparently, Daphne has moved on from being a tree, and has established her own food line. I wasn’t sure if gyros were Turkish or Greek but, apparently, doners/donairs are Turkish; gyros are emphatically Greek. Both have their roots in the Ottoman Empire.
Apparently, a couple named Garlic popularized them in America. You can’t make this stuff up.
Would I have noticed this package if it hadn’t been for last week’s Daphne-in-the-cupboard? Not a chance.