Goodwith That

It’s outwith Edinburgh.

Did I just hear her say ‘outwith’? I’m not sure. Our guide is explaining where we’ll be going in the afternoon and the context makes it reasonably clear that she means ‘outside’.

Now, I know ‘downwith’, its use coming more naturally to me in the street-protest sense (Downwith racism!) than in the ‘hood sense (I’m downwith that). I know ‘upwith’, as in What’s upwith that? And I’ve definitely used ‘onwith’ at work, as in Let’s get onwith that. But ‘outwith’? That would be a new one.

But did I hear her correctly? Maybe it’s me: aswith the rest of my body, my hearing isn’t what it used to be. I give my head a shake: to clear my ears, my brain, or the artificial circuitry that now links the two (and about which, after only three years, I am still unhappy)? I’m not sure. Everything seems to be working fine, but I’m still not sure what I heard.  Unlike loo, bonnet, and spanner, I’ve never even heard tell of this usage before.

Back in the shack that evening, I’m idly scanning a tourist brochure and a word jumps out at me: ‘outwith’. Not just local or age-related slang then, but more-or-less standard usage. Cool.

Fast forward about a week. As our 14-seater lumbers to a stop at one of the free public conveniences (no ‘p’ to pee, not in the Highlands), today’s guide pipes up.

We’ll stop here for the toilets. Anyone who wants to get out the bus to stretch their legs is welcome to do so.

‘Out the bus.’ I have stopped wondering about my hearing.  I’ve heard it enough times now that I’m sure I’m not missing a mumbled ‘of’.

At home, I can get out the rake to clean up the leaves in the fall; get out the cutlery to set the table; or get out the ice cream to warm up just a tad (and do, too frequently). But if I ‘get out’ the car, it’s the car that’s moving out of something, not I.

Not being at home, I can get out the bus to stand in line outwith the public convenience. And so I do: indeed, I’m goodwith that.


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4 Responses to Goodwith That

  1. Jim Robertson says:

    In Louisiana you “get down” from the car….

    Love the spam !

    • Isabel Gibson says:

      Jim – I’m downwith getting down from the car. Why not? What the heck. And similar constructions. (PS If you love the spam, would you like some?)

  2. Dave says:

    So “outwith” and “inwith” would replace the words outside and inside which I would guess might seem just as strange for someone learning to speak to Canadians. Why not just out and in and skip the rest.

    • Isabel Gibson says:

      Dave – I saw/heard no evidence of a parallel ‘inwith’ – languages are nothing if not inconsistent. We could simplify, but it wouldn’t likely ‘take’ – languages are nothing if not resistant to engineered solutions. Of course, if we just started using it, it might catch on…

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