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I’ve commented before on the devilishly clever algorithms that underlie the online shopping experience. It’s the Since-you-like-that-howzabout-this? approach to marketing:

  • where searching for a specific book by an author naturally brings up other books by the same author, and books by other authors in the same genre
  • where searching for a specific brand of hot-chocolate powder understandably generates suggestions about other flavours in the same brand, other brands altogether, and (just a little sideways) marshmallows, sprinkles, and mugs
  • where searching for a non-standard light bulb for an antique floor lamp ($8.99) quite reasonably generates a link to the Globe Rechargeable LED Wall Night Light (White) ($18.99) and the Thule Trailway 4-Bike Hitch Mount Bike Rack (Black) ($399.99)

Wait, what?

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Did we study clouds in school? Was I there?

That doesn’t look
like a winter cloud.

As I get into the car, I’m making explanatory and exculpatory-of-self noises for the delay. I had glanced innocently at the sky and stopped dead in my tracks. For the first time this year, spring was overhead.

As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I wondered (yes, yes, a little late to need) what they meant: Do clouds really look different at different times of year? And even if so, generally, was I right specifically: Did these clouds look like spring?

To the first question Google gives a clear “Yes”:

Are my clouds spring-like? That, alas, is not as clear, even though I did rigorous research on the topic by looking at two articles:

What’s the short form, minus the jargon? Summer clouds tend to be puffy; winter clouds tend to be flat, top and bottom. And spring clouds, which is, ahem, the point of interest here? Transition seasons tend to have a mix of summer and winter clouds. That seems fair, since our temperatures have been a mix of summer and winter, too, bouncing between almost-shirt-sleeve-worthy and cold-to-the-bone, but it doesn’t help me visualize what that mix of clouds would look like.

I can see spelling mistakes at 10 paces, but can I distinguish the muddled continuum of real-world clouds based on textbook/extreme examples of each cloud type? Not so much, and truly, I am no wiser for having looked at these articles. What I wanted was perfectly reasonable: my photo used in one of these articles to illustrate a typical spring cloud. I did not find that.

Did you ever notice that it’s hard to find the exact information you need in the format you want it in, to answer a specific question? The internet is great and all that but I’m beginning to think there’s a role for a human guide here. I’m really not interested in making the effort to get sufficiently up-to-speed on clouds that I could be confident in categorizing this particular cloud, but I’d be happy to pay for 15 minutes with someone who is already at that speed. It’s a general problem, I think, whose solution could be an online trading post, where the credit I earn for contributing spelling-mistakes-identified-at-1o-paces would pay for someone else’s contribution of clouds-categorized-while-you-wait.

In any event, in the absence of said guide or trading post, I did find a nice reflection of whatever kind of clouds these are (a reflection not in any way less wonderful by the photographer not being sure about the season of which the clouds speak), so there’s that. Some days, that that is enough.

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Jews in Baseball Caps

Life? No.
Love? No.
Peace? No.

I’m running through the few Hebrew words that I can recognize when they’re printed without their vowels, the standard practice in all secular uses and in many religious ones. (Is it comms jamming? I don’t think so, but a language written sans vowels is a puzzle to me, for sure. But it is what it is. Onward!) Not surprisingly, these few words are the very ones most likely to be silk-screened onto a t-shirt or stitched onto a baseball cap. That matters, because it’s a baseball cap that I’m looking at.

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Fun, Stressful, Triumphant Trickiness

It can be fun to take photographs, as when I’m able to visit lovely birds and impressive reptiles in a familiar place (also here, here, here, here . . .). It can be stressful, as when my camera inexplicably experiences a catastrophic failure after I’ve persuaded friends to drive for an hour so, um, I can take photographs. It can be partially triumphant, as when I realize that the lens is working even though the viewfinder is not. It can be tricky, as when I try to hold the camera steady in the wind, yet away from my body at a distance sufficient that I can see the screen.

And it can be a relief, as when I get back to my temporary digs and realize that the viewfinder problem was really a problem with my new sunglasses, polarized unbeknownst-to-me, and that some of the photos are OK, unbefacilitated by the wind.

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Drain Face

As I’ve said before, the faces come on their own schedule, and usually when I haven’t thought about them for a while. Here’s a little fish face I saw in a floor drain this week.

 

He reminded me, I think, of the clownfish from Finding Nemo — a movie I know only from ads. Not seeing him? Try this. And happy fishin’, for whatever you’d like to catch!

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RIPTYDZ

Remember FZDZ? Sure you do. Freezing drizzle. So, what in the world is RIPTYDZ an acronym/anacronym/blend for? We already know the DZ, but what could RIPTY mean?

Nothing.

Try it this way instead: RIPTYDZ, which is roughly how their signage looks, but in beachy colours that don’t show well onscreen. It’s a beachfront restaurant in Myrtle Beach.

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FZDZ

My new favourite thing, courtesy of the Spring Day 3 weather forecast for this region?  Freezing drizzle. What? Yes, that’s what they said on the radio: we have a yellow advisory for freezing drizzle. And the internet agreed.

I’d never heard of freezing drizzle so I went looking, and it really is a thing: Wikipedia, the Muskoka Region website, and NAV CANADA all agree. I skimmed the explanations and am no more learned than before. Your mileage may vary, so here’s a bit from Wikipedia:

Although freezing drizzle and freezing rain are similar in that they both involve liquid precipitation above the surface in subfreezing temperatures and freeze on the surface, the mechanisms leading to their development are entirely different. Where freezing rain forms when frozen precipitation falls through a melting layer and turns liquid, freezing drizzle forms via the supercooled warm-rain process, in which cloud droplets coalesce until they become heavy enough to fall out of the cloud, but in subfreezing conditions.

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Is this the Help Desk?

Do you have anything to declare?

We’re second in line in the Nexus queue, having just flown in from Phoenix via a layover in Chicago. It’s been a long-ish day, with a fair amount of standing in lines before we even got here. Since landing, we’ve navigated the almost-endless hallways (longer every year, somehow) of the international-arrivals part of Ottawa International Airport, and the I-swear-it’s-never-the-same-experience-twice Nexus kiosks. Our departure from the country seems to be the cue to revise their user interface.

Now we stand, looking, I’m sure, old and tired, with our “receipt” from said kiosk in hand, ready to go to the next step, whether that’s being waved through to wait for our luggage or waved over to explain ourselves to a Canadian Border Services officer in his own kind of kiosk. All that stands between us and that next step is another flier: frequent enough to have paid for a Nexus card, but not frequent enough to understand the question just asked by the person who decides whether to wave through or over: a Canadian Border Services officer standing, unencumbered by any kiosk, at the head of this line.  Why do I think my fellow flier doesn’t understand? Because of his response to the officer’s question.

Question: Do you have anything to declare?

Response: What would I declare?

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Sure, it’s Spring.

Which return visitor is the surest sign of a Canadian spring? Maybe it’s a robin. Perhaps it’s a crocus. It could be the sneaker snowstorm, akin to the sneaker wave. Or it could be the snow-removal contractor’s shovelling guy, hired to clear a path from the snowy street, up the snowy driveway, and along the snowy steps, who is still hard at it on the First Day of Spring, 2026. Herewith, my view from front and back doors this afternoon.

Sigh. This too shall pass.

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