Anyway

Wut?

At this unhelpful, unfriendly, and frankly uninterested response, I wince, inwardly; outwardly, I keep smiling in a non-threatening way. Standing far enough away from the window (opened in response to me waving my phone in what at best only vaguely communicated intent but surely communicated nothing threatening), anyway, standing far enough away that I would need a pikestaff (aka javelin, lance, spear) to threaten the guy (who had been lounging in the car’s passenger seat minding his own business on his own phone and who is now wearing an “Is there no peace?” expression), I maintain what I hope is a “We’re all friends here, right?” expression and try my question/request again almost word for word, betting that the problem wasn’t how I said it or how fast I said it but, rather, his surprise that I had said anything at all: His surprise at being accosted. Fair enough.

There’s a great reflection of this tree
(here, I gesture non-threateningly at the tree behind me)
in your car.
Do you mind if I take a photo of it?

I can see him considering whether “Wut?” will serve again. He decides not.

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Another Morning Stroll

Last week I was in hardware,
this week I’m in shoes.
I got the working-at-the-Woolco,
Manager-Trainee blues.
– Buddy and the Boys
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Last week I had gnats in my teeth; this week I had muck between my toes. Well, I would have had, if I had been the one out there wading. Every trip to the great outdoors reminds me that although it’s always wonderful, it’s never perfect. As a tour guide once said to us, “We’ll get what we get. This is real life, not TV.”

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Visual Density? Bah!

What’s that?

I squint at the car turning left across our path. The paint looks . . . funny, in a way that I can’t quite put a word on. It’s shiny and yet not. It’s . . . milky is the best word I can come up with. It looks as if white had been mixed into the paint.

My memory says that was a few years ago, so it was likely at least five years ago–As many as ten? I don’t think so–and the number of cars with odd paint has gone up. Buoyed by my success at finding out why some semis have a diamond-shaped quilted look on their rear doors, I decide to ask Google Sensei what seems like a trickier question.

Why do some cars have milky paint?

Zing! The line goes taut.

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Car Trees

Bless car-wash frequent flyers.

I say that as one who rarely uses a car wash; indeed, as one who rarely used one before taking up with one who uses one on my behalf, if you see what I mean.

No? Never mind. This is what needs to be clear and, blessedly, it was.

And this.

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Did You Ever Wonder?

Did you ever wonder why some semis (as seen in great numbers on the interstate) have rear doors that look like flexible metal stamped in a diamond pattern?

Installed where it is, it can’t be for enhanced wind resistance, my go-to for all other truck-design elements. Is it a branding thing? No, apparently this “diamond pattern stainless steel door skin” has functional attributes:

  • Reducing sunlight/headlight glare (for the drivers behind)
  • Being easy to clean
  • Resisting corrosion

Did you ever wonder why not all semis have this add-on, as shown, for instance, by the other truck in the photo? Follow the money. The skin itself costs from $800 to $1,000/truck – I’m assuming these are USD – and usually comes in a package of trim upgrades running between $3,000 and $4,000/truck.

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A Morning Stroll

Beep, beep, beep.

If I had a back-up alarm, it would be going off right now. My casual perambulation down the causeway path has just gone into a rather more-urgent reverse gear. Where the heck did that gator come from?

And that’s the more-or-less true-distance view after I backed up. Yikes.

I wasn’t seriously wondering where he came from: his angle of repose and wet hide indicated he had just walked out of the pond behind him. What I was wondering was why I hadn’t seen him sooner. But as other casual perambulators walked between him and me, ignoring my sputters and not asking what I was filming, I stopped wondering why: Dead still, he blended pretty well.

And then he stood up.

Join me on my morning stroll and catch the whole encounter (& more besides!) in the short (1:18) video, below. And if you like to take a coffee on your gentle walks, try Nature’s latte (Or should that be a cappuccino?): an all-natural concoction of pond water and pollen.

 

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Swamps and Sunsets

Pausing at Wheeler National Wildlife Refuge outside Decatur, Alabama (That clarifier of the State is necessary since there are 17 cities and/or 46 communities in America that go by that name, all named for one Stephen Decatur, a naval hero of Barbary-pirate and War-of-1812 vintage. Funnily, I don’t need to specify the country: As far as I know, there are no Canadian communities named Decatur.), anyway, as I said, pausing at Wheeler (Named for General [Fightin’ Joe] Wheeler of Confederate vintage, also little recognized in Canada.), anyway, pausing to see if there were any sandhill cranes still hanging about, I took a brief out-and-back walk on a boardwalk through cypress swamp (after sighting 32 said cranes at a considerable distance).

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Every One

Coon Dog Cemetery

Not your thing?

Stagger Lee’s Lounge

Still no?

Pickle in a Pouch

These bits were on a highway sign, on a fine drinking establishment, and on a special point-of-purchase display in a gas station, respectively. Now, I get that the things that strike me as funny or unusual (often the same thing, I find) may not be to everyone’s taste. But I’m sure everyone will enjoy this highway sign:

Hitchhikers may be
escaping inmates.

Unsaid, but surely implied: So, for the love of God, stop and pick them up. I mean, wouldn’t you want help, if you were escaping from inmates?

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This is Me, Staying Up

In a Sargasso Sea of messages in Russian (cyrillic letters, at least) and in randomly generated sets of nominally English words, it’s a pleasure to come across a blog comment of some refinement. Some discernment. Unaccountably, my filter filed this in “Spam.”

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skills as smartly as with the structure in your blog.
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Good news, website owner/administrator of garage-sale listings: I intend to stay up the nice, high-quality writing. Thanks for your encouragement!

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