The Envelope, Please
This week we have feathered entrants in several performance categories.
Category: Arriving with flair
Category: Sustaining a three-point landing
Category: Standing on great heights
Category: Scratching an ear while standing on one foot on great heights
Category: Teetering on toes on great heights
Category: Levitating just above great heights
Category: Curving the neck artistically
Category: Disrupting school photos with a bad-hair-day look
Category: Setting a new standard for cowlicks
Category: Avoiding the face shot altogether
Category: Evoking a movie character
Who is the fairest of them all?
I vant to drink your blood . . .
Category: Ignoring calls to get a room
Category: Departing suddenly
Category: Departing gradually
Category: Winking goodbye in lieu of waving