Gas Station

I suffer for my art, such as it is. The art, I mean. The suffering, like the struggle, is real. This, for example, was a nasty cold-windy day in Winterpeg just two days before it became Winnerpeg, and we’d stopped at the on-airport gas station to wait for a flight to arrive, there being no formal cell-phone waiting lot. That amazed me.

Reflections amaze me, too: I realize I have neither a technical nor an intuitive understanding of what will show up where. That doesn’t stop me from enjoying them, especially a double one like this.

Gas stationreflection in windshield and hood

 

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Razor-sharp Smile

And where would that come from if not from a razor face?

An oddly goggled/visored, gap-toothed/underslung jaw face . ..

Pareidolia Razor Face

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You Do It

You do it.

I look up. No, no one has joined our tíªte-a-tíªte, our heart-to-heart, our face-to-face encounter: There’s still only the server and me. Her smiley face communicates, “I have all the time in the world take as much of it as you like and look isn’t it a lovely day?” but her intense posture is more like, “HURRY UP, DUMMY!!!” In this toe-to-toe confrontation, politeness is losing ground to impatience. Fast. Continue reading

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It’s a Puzzle

I was so surprised at being born
that I didn’t speak for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen

Surprise is at least as appealing an explanation as this likely more-likely one: That it just takes babies a year or more to separate the linguistic signal from the noise.

As I tackle a stalled 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle on our Western road trip, I consider this signal/noise issue and other life learnings from 60+ years of puzzling.

First, Find a Friend

Puzzles are like beds: more than twice as easy to make with two people.

Then, Start With the Edges

I start big puzzles by separating the edge pieces from the mass (and mess) of interior pieces. (Doesn’t everyone?) In a relatively short time I can impose some structure on the scatter of shapes and colours, even though I can’t see the whole picture yet.

Accept That Some Edges Hide

No matter how carefully I sort through those pesky pieces, I never find all the edge pieces on the first pass. Nor the second. Nor the forty-second, sometimes. When I have most of them I just have to carry on, believing that I really do have all the pieces and that the missing edges will reveal themselves when the time is right.

Corollary: Check the floor every so often: Some pieces throw themselves off the table to hide.

Follow *Some* Process, Dagnab It

Long before I can assemble whole chunks I can see rough patterns in what might go together: distinctive lines and markings, unusual shapes, rare colours. Putting these to one side as I find them shortens my search and assembly time when I do see how and where to use that sort of piece.

Addendum: Don’t fall in love with the process or with the sort. Sometimes a piece obviously destined to be part of the Hopewell Rocks turns out to be a puffin’s belly. Just as a random example.

Accept the Happy Accidents

Puzzle cuts seem designed to send misleading signals: To get me looking for a distinctive colour or marking that doesn’t actually show on the piece that actually fits. But sometimes the universe puts a piece where I will trip over it, and sometimes I swear my subconscious guides my hand in picking up or placing a piece. I’ve long since given up wondering how *that* works. I’m just happy it does, when it does.

Believe the Tipping Point is Coming

At the start, it’s a slog for sure: Progress is painfully slow. But when more pieces are placed than remain to be placed, everything speeds up: Pieces seem to fall into place effortlessly. I guess it’s that the signal-to-noise ratio increases dramatically: Even as the coastline grows, the number of ships still looking for just the right berth drops.

But I bet Gracie would have had a more entertaining explanation.

Partly solved 1,000-piece puzzle

Unstalled.

 

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Walterdale Bridge at Night

The construction is done. The old bridge is gonzo, and the pedestrian walkway curving along the side of the new roadbed is complete. The construction site is no more: landscaped grass and lombardy poplars (or something like them) have taken its place.

Edmonton’s most-recent snowfall is mostly melted and although it’s mid-November it feels like a Spring day.

So it’s an ideal time for trying some night shots of the Walterdale Bridge to complement my earlier photos (here and here). Now if only I could have fit my full-height tripod into my suitcase . . .

2-photo collage of Walterdale Bridge at night

Overlooking river valley and Edmonton downtown at night

 

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Garbage-Bin Face

In national parks and rural areas, many public facilities wisely use bear- and raccoon-proof garbage bins. The lids are heavy and latched; the latch release is hidden under a cover.

Well, sometimes these bins are bear- and raccoon-proof. These garbage-rummagers are smart, persistent, and remarkably handy with their paws.

Sometimes the bins are also Isabel-proof. Just sayin’. And not sayin’ what that might mean with respect to my smarts, persistence, or handiness with my paws.

Sometimes these bins have faces. Sometimes they have two, it being the viewer’s choice which set of bolts is seen as being the eyes. And whether you like your faces to have noses or just the hint thereof.

Inadvertent face on garbag-bin latch

 

 

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Let Me

Cross-stitch of Let Me Grow Lovely

Well. There’s not much left to be said, is there? Continue reading

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They

Loudin also waxes on their habits, like jumping around a room
and peeping out from wooden eaves . . .
Domestic pets: their habits and management, Jane Loudin, 1851

Like all fashions, preferences in pets vary through time, but agility and cuteness are almost always desirable characteristics, especially among those able and willing to pay for what really is a luxury item. Continue reading

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What’s Next?

It’s a wonderful life, isn’t it? There are so many folks out there who are anxious to help me. My email spam folder is full of warm, generous, completely disinterested offers from people who don’t even know me. Where the interest come in, I guess, is the variety in tone and subject matter.

Diabetes Fix
Diabetes Destroyer

I don’t have diabetes (yet?), although it’s always possible someone knows something I don’t, what with my blood test results being available through that online app. What’s next?

Toenail Fungus Fix

Continue reading

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