Nine-Tenths

Nine-tenths of an iceberg is under water.

I know that, but is it true? In this case, it seems so.

Density also explains why most of an iceberg is found beneath the ocean’s surface. Because the densities of ice and sea water are so close in value, the ice floats “low” in the water. Remember that the density of ice is 0.92 g/mL, and the density of water is 1.0 g/mL (1.03 for salt water). This means that ice has nine-tenths, or 90 percent of water’s density – and so 90 percent of the iceberg is below the water’s surface. – All About Icebergs, in Beyond Penguins and Polar Bears

Once they got into density I admit that I started to skim-read, but I was still paying enough attention to see some humour in “Remember that the density of ice is 0.92 g/mL” (helpfully highlighted above in case you, too, were skimming) until I realized that the expectation wasn’t that I would accurately remember something from my long-gone school days: They had just covered this point two paragraphs up.

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Commonplace Indeed

It is a commonplace observation
that work expands
so as to fill the time available for its completion.

So wrote Cyril Northcote Parkinson in 1955, slamming the tendency of British bureaucracies to do less with more, not that Canadians have any point of contact with that complaint. This first essay was published with similar essays in Parkinson’s Law: The Pursuit of Progress.

[The book] was translated into many languages
as the law seemed to apply in other countries too.
Wikipedia

Seemed, schmeemed: It *does* apply in other countries, including the Soviet Union (per Mikhail Gorbachev). Happily (or not), Parkinson’s Law describes a bug in the human condition, not just bureaucracies or late-stage-capitalism conglomerates.

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Hand Me My Phone

Another little tidbit from the Universe of Numbers. I can’t say that I know exactly how buddy felt, but I get it to a reasonable approximation.

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An Approximation? Exactly!

Soon there will be nothing left of my education. Not because I’ve forgotten what I was taught, mind you, but exactly because of what I was taught. I’m thinking here of Rutherford’s model not being what an atom is actually like, and of the whole conspiracy to hide the key linguistic fact that the-French-qui-is-not-the-same-as-the-English-who.

“What now?” you sigh. “Pi,” I reply. OK. Let’s do this.

Pi, perhaps the first mathematical constant I ever heard of, is the ratio of any circle’s circumference to its diameter. Or as Sesame Street’s singing monsters might present it:

π = around/through

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All the Way Down

“Turtles all the way down” is an expression
of the problem of infinite regress. – Wikipedia

Yeah, that’s definitely how I’d explain it: infinite regress.

Anyway, the week before last I was out on a blessedly finite errand and came across reflections all the way down.

The first layer is the building in front of me; the second layer (and first reflection) is the building in back of me; the third layer (and second reflection) is the reflection in front of me of the building in front of me in the building in back of me. Kinda fun.

As is the fun-house of optical distortions from angled reflections.

Thank goodness for errands, eh?

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Whatzit Face

I walked past this guy in the Farm Boy parking lot (which phrase reminds me of a line in this great song) but had to double-back. What he lacks in beauty, he makes up for in startlement.

Or is it dismay? Alarm?

I don’t know: He wasn’t talking. Neither was the person who left him there, and that’s a shame because I had two questions:

  • Where’s he from?
  • Where did you learn that it’s OK to throw stuff on the ground?

 

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Your Place or Mine?

The spread of forest-fire smoke? No.

The price of dairy? Yes.

The spread of Saharan dust storms? No.

The power of police states? Yes. Well, sometimes. We’ll get to that.

What are we doing? Thinking about borders: what they matter to, what they don’t.

An anecdote I can’t now find online tells of some German (French?) intellectual in the 1930s who argued that national borders were passé, an outmoded way of thinking about the world, a hindrance to the true brotherhood of man . . . right until he crossed the border into Switzerland, a step and a prayer ahead of the SS after he ran afoul of the Nazi regime.

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Loony Tunes and Others

Except for an internet outage at The Lake, this would have been posted on Canada Day. It was all done on Canada Day, and it’s hard to see how you could spend a more Canadian day than putting about on a Canadian Shield lake, observing loons from a respectful distance.

Loons ride low in the water. It’s lucky their heads are so distinctive or you might miss them altogether.

The regular view. Is that guy on the right treading water?

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An At-home Failure

That can’t be right.

She looks up from what she’s reading and looks around the studio for help. OK, I don’t know that: It’s a radio show. I’m inferring from her tone of voice.

The Elks haven’t won at home for 4 years?
That can’t be right.

But the help she wants–to restore meaning to the universe–is not forthcoming. Her incredulity, while understandable, is misplaced, as the sports guy on the phone makes clear.

The last time they won at home
was October 12, 2019.
It’s not *quite* 4 years.

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